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christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

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Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

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This movie was gold.

dont stutter, bitch

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Julie Newmar upside down…

"Go for someone who is proud to have you."

- Frank Ocean (via jasfuckinq)


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if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want

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"I want to be the last person who ever kisses you… That sounds bad, like a death threat or something. What I’m trying to say is, you’re it. This is it for me."

- Eleanor & Park, Rainbow Rowell (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

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"Being alone never felt right. Sometimes it felt good, but it never felt right."

- Charles Bukowski, Women (via feellng)

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"There are times when it will go so wrong that you will barely be alive, and times when you realise that being barely alive, on your own terms, is better than living a bloated half-life on someone else’s terms."

- Jeanette Winterson, Why Be Happy When You Could Be Normal? (via larmoyante)

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Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake


if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

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my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

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